I’m about to go camping for one night because I have to work at 8 am tomorrow so it’s kinda pointless but I don’t know when I’ll have another chance to commune with nature so to stave off the madness growing within me
what am I even talking aboutI got a little creepy towards the end theresrry
8 hours ago
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das any song as far as I’m concerned
(Source: skyecompton, via burrito-dicks)
or tv show or movie or ambient noises or complete silencelike we're in a sensory deprevation chamber or something
9 hours ago
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That is something dad Tyler would do. I like pizza and sometimes I don’t want to be left alone with children.
Also I think my mustache makes me look like someone’s dad which is entirely my goal.
I just ate half a bag of pickle flavored chips and my mouth feels like I licked some sand paper that was covered in salt
what the fuck there should be a warning on these
yo i am jealous. :( all i got is a hose out back.
damn! I got a little kiddie pool too but I ain’t gonna fuck wit dat
why do you get to be on a trampoline? lifes not fair. :<
yo my mom’s man got it for his kids like three days ago and I just moved back in with them for the summer time
which coincidentally is the best time for trampolining
be jealous
also I’m on a trampoline
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these ones are pretty fucking dope
also none of these are made to fit me face so I kind of look like an idoit
jesus fuck I just got off work and I’m tired and I look like shit but I got glasses to try on in the mail so I hope y’all are ready for some face spam yo
brace yourself
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