ur bout dat model life again i see.
yea i jus call it life tho
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I’m about to go camping for one night because I have to work at 8 am tomorrow so it’s kinda pointless but I don’t know when I’ll have another chance to commune with nature so to stave off the madness growing within me
das any song as far as I’m concerned
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Anonymous asked: Last night I had a dream that I had to go babysit these two boys that I usually watch, anyways when i got to the house, for some reason you were their and I was really confused. I found out you were there dad and you kept telling me I should order some pizza and I was confused cause I thought I had to babysit these kids, but instead we just ended up chillin with these kids and some pizza. The end.
That is something dad Tyler would do. I like pizza and sometimes I don’t want to be left alone with children.
Also I think my mustache makes me look like someone’s dad which is entirely my goal.
I just ate half a bag of pickle flavored chips and my mouth feels like I licked some sand paper that was covered in salt
what the fuck there should be a warning on these
Anonymous asked: trampoline sex
yo i am jealous. :( all i got is a hose out back.
damn! I got a little kiddie pool too but I ain’t gonna fuck wit dat
why do you get to be on a trampoline? lifes not fair. :<
yo my mom’s man got it for his kids like three days ago and I just moved back in with them for the summer time
which coincidentally is the best time for trampolining